Bing Found It! (The WORST Jingle Of All Time)
Published on: August 7, 2009 – 11:02 am by Jillian Madison 
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Bing, Microsoft’s new search engine, recently held a contest in search of a new jingle for their product. They announced the winner on Wednesday, and it was THIS TOOL:
The video can only be described as the most awful… the most painful… the most HIDEOUS thing you will ever witness in your life. The premise? It’s basically an even more loser-y version of Chris Kataan standing around doing jazzercize in pajama pants while singing “Bing, bing, bing goes the innernet” against the backdrop of a Bing page and cheesy special effects that weren’t even relevant or modern in 1982. Appalling!
He won $500 for the jingle, but in reality, Microsoft should be paying every person who saw the video $500 to help ease the permanent trauma and pain it induced.
You can watch the video below (or here on YouTube), but do so at your own risk! BING!
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August 7th, 2009
I will take your word and not watch that video, but I have to admit I like using the “decision engine” and that I’m happy about the MS/Y! agreement.
August 7th, 2009
Bloody awful.
**SHUDDERS**
August 7th, 2009
YIKES. Thats one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen.
August 7th, 2009
As awful as it was, why was Microsoft only giving out a $500 prize? That seems really cheap for one of the richest companies in the world.
August 7th, 2009
“Made on a PC!”
August 7th, 2009
He looks like the guy from Chuck…
August 7th, 2009
Sorry, the “Zoom Zoom” kid is still enemy #1 in my house. Him and the douche bag who came up with the “Ba-da-ba-ba-ba” McDonald’s abortion.
August 8th, 2009
That’s crappy AND narcissistic. Sorry, Jonathan, I don’t want to find pants like yours. Nobody does.
August 9th, 2009
I am continually surprised by the internet’s lack of a sense of humor. I think “That’s crappy AND narcissistic” may be my favorite comment out of this whole thing.
August 10th, 2009
Jonathan, the sad thing is that you think it’s funny.
August 14th, 2009
It’s not very nice to call the mentally challenged “tools.”