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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:
August 18th, 2009
what’s with the naked guy kicking/throwing all the babies around..?
I love how there’s not one, but TWO statues boning turtles.
August 18th, 2009
Oh my God… this is THE most disturbing post on here I’ve EVER seen… please censor those “pinkies” and… “burlap sacks” EWW!
August 19th, 2009
No way those are “unintentionally” inappropriate! NO WAY!
August 19th, 2009
The first and eleventh one (same statue) is in the St. Louis zoo. I giggle every time I walk past it.
August 25th, 2009
Breena, you may be familiar with “PeeWee” Firmin at SLU Hospital in St. Louis.
August 27th, 2009
The one of the guy stabbing someone looks intentional. And whenever there are naked male statues in a fountain. . . totally intentional.