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Top Chef is premiering tonight on Bravo TV. You know what that means! Time to meet the contestants and make satirical comments based on their appearances!
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LUCIOUS PUSEY
Football player for Eastern Illinois University
CHUBBY COX
Basketball player for Villanova University, and later for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Bullets
DICK TRICKLE
Race car driver
PETE LaCOCK
Baseball player for the Chicaco Cubs and Kansas City Royals
PHYLLIS MANGINA
Basketball coach at Seton Hall University
RUSTY KUNTZ
Baseball player for the Detroit Tigers, and current first base coach for the Kansas City Royals
WOODY JOHNSON
Current owner of the New York Jets
FLO HYMAN
Olympic silver medalist, women’s volleyball
WANG MANLI
Olympic speed skater
IVANA MANDIC
Basketball player for University of Carolina at Charlotte
WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:
August 19th, 2009
Jesse Sandin is Debbie Lee–and she’s Korean!!!!!
August 19th, 2009
Ashley also looks like a (very) young Peter Noone. Yikes.
August 19th, 2009
preeti is actually a woman – not a man or boy.
August 19th, 2009
That’s funny that you say Hector could be a pro wrestler, because he reminds me of former WWE superstar Manu.
August 20th, 2009
Wait…there’s a set of brothers here? And they’re both look like douchebags?
August 20th, 2009
Jesse Sandlin: May be Korean
Michael Isabella: Looks more like a used car dealer, or a security guy from some casino
Eli Kirshtein: Secret identity of Syndrome from the Incredibles?
Mattin Noblia: Got the idea for that ascot from watching Scooby Doo.
August 22nd, 2009
Tattoo’s are the new fauxhawks.
August 24th, 2009
thats very funny.lol
August 30th, 2009
What’s with all these “self-taught” cooks? Did they self-teach food safety, knife skills, stock-making, charcuterie and the other stuff some of us learned at accredited culinary schools? Tattoo/piercing/boob woman makes me want to take a shower in bleach.