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Top Chef is premiering tonight on Bravo TV. You know what that means! Time to meet the contestants and make satirical comments based on their appearances!
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Fifty bucks says this is either being driven by a Jonas brother, or John Tesh.
(laugh courtesy of @RoseMcGowan on Twitter)
If you like to take naps in waiting rooms, then this post is for you! Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Snazzy Napper… a device so incredibly ridiculous it make the Snuggie look clever. An object that makes idiots susceptable to robbery and assault, all while disguising you as a tackily dressed Saudi woman. It’s definitely the lamest product we’ve seen in a long time.
So put all your valuables in a little pouch, and then fall asleep in public. BRILLIANT! I’ll take two!
(Thanks to IveGottaCrow95 for the hilarious email and heads-up)
And believe us, there are a lot… but these are the worst.
(referring to writer Wallace Matthews)
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When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.
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August 19th, 2009
Jesse Sandin is Debbie Lee–and she’s Korean!!!!!
August 19th, 2009
Ashley also looks like a (very) young Peter Noone. Yikes.
August 19th, 2009
preeti is actually a woman – not a man or boy.
August 19th, 2009
That’s funny that you say Hector could be a pro wrestler, because he reminds me of former WWE superstar Manu.
August 20th, 2009
Wait…there’s a set of brothers here? And they’re both look like douchebags?
August 20th, 2009
Jesse Sandlin: May be Korean
Michael Isabella: Looks more like a used car dealer, or a security guy from some casino
Eli Kirshtein: Secret identity of Syndrome from the Incredibles?
Mattin Noblia: Got the idea for that ascot from watching Scooby Doo.
August 22nd, 2009
Tattoo’s are the new fauxhawks.
August 24th, 2009
thats very funny.lol
August 30th, 2009
What’s with all these “self-taught” cooks? Did they self-teach food safety, knife skills, stock-making, charcuterie and the other stuff some of us learned at accredited culinary schools? Tattoo/piercing/boob woman makes me want to take a shower in bleach.