What’s With All The Creepy Shower Curtains, People?
Published on: August 25, 2009 – 12:13 am by Jillian Madison 
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A few months ago, all of us here at Pophangover were deeply traumatized upon first seeing the Adam Lambert shower curtain:
Just when we were starting to recover, someone had to go and create THIS… the even more disturbing, even more lifelike Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson shower curtain:
Come on, people. Get real. That shower curtain doesn’t say “I think Robert Pattinson is cute.” It says “I just got released from the mental institution and I keep bloody slides behind the air conditioner in my living room.” Can’t you people just buy a poster and hang it up like normal fans? Do you really need his face 4 inches away from your ass every time you’re on the toilet?
On second thought, I suppose this item does make sense, considering most Twilight fans are still splashing around in bathtubs and washing their hair with Johnson & Johnson’s No More Tears shampoo.
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August 25th, 2009
Lol @ the last paragraph. But actually I know a lot of twilight fans over 18. Just saying. And I doubt that a 5 year old could figure out how to make a shower curtain.
Also it looks like both pictures were taken in the same bathroom. Weird.
August 25th, 2009
I was trying to say the 5 year olds would USE the Edward Cullen shower curtain… not MAKE it!
And now that you mention it, it totally is the same bathroom. I didn’t even catch that. I guess it’s the same seller. Silly me. I actually thought there were TWO people out there screening gigantic heads onto shower curtains.
August 25th, 2009
I thought that first shower curtain was Sharon Osbourne.
August 25th, 2009
It’s definitely the same bathroom.
They would be awesome to wear for Halloween. Instead of going as the usual bed-sheet ghost, you could go as a ghost with a massive screen printed face on it. Cut the eyes out for eyeholes.
August 30th, 2009
It’s the same, I guess the photographer thought that taking the towel off the rack in one picture, and moving the box off the crapper in the other would fool us!