Stupid Slutty T-Shirts Must Die
Published on: August 28, 2009 – 10:43 am by Jillian Madison 
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Hi, I’m Jillian Madison, and I LOATHE corny sex t-shirts and the corny women who wear them. Let’s take a look at some of the biggest offenders:
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Saying: Vegans get their protein elsewhere. . My Response: Oh! I get it! You’re trying to say you give a lot of blow jobs! You’re so clever, you semen-guzzling whore! |
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Saying: I’m so good, I scream out my own name during sex! . My Response: That’s because you’re probably having sex BY YOURSELF. (And by the way, your pink accessories are as hideous and cheap looking as your t-shirt.) |
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Saying: Save a virgin, do me instead. . My Response: Apparently, sluts still like the Comic Sans font. Who knew! Let’s take a minute to do some quick math: Odds of a virgin having an STD: 0%. Odds of this chick having an STD: 1,364%. Proceed with caution. |
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Saying: Superslut. . My Response: Hovering in the space where super subtle meets super classy! |
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Saying: DJs make me horny. . My Response: If Ryan Seacrest makes you weak in the knees, it’s probably time to close your legs and pick up a book. |
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August 28th, 2009
The “vegans” one is hilarious xD
August 28th, 2009
All the vegans in my office are fat and unhealthy-looking. I don’t think they’re getting any protein anywhere, in any form.
August 28th, 2009
I’m just glad people like to broadcast their stupidity like this. It makes it easier for me to spot and avoid them.
August 28th, 2009
I still don’t get the ‘being a slut look makes me cool’ attitude. Just don’t get it.
August 28th, 2009
You know, if you’re vegan, you don’t consume any product made by or from an animal. Wouldn’t that also include human-origin “protein”?
August 31st, 2009
@ KT:
What the hell kind of BJs are you thinking about?? Last time I checked, you’re not supposed to consume it o.O
…but now I’m scared for you.
August 31st, 2009
ashlee- read the shirt, then kt’s post again. the ‘vegan’ wearing the shirt is telling everyone she is a cum guzzler which is probably not very kosher considering the facts kt pointed out.
… i’m kind of worried about you.
September 2nd, 2009
Thank YOU for pointing out that this isn’t as awesome as girls think it is. I have a friend who loves these shirts, and I just want to ask her why she enjoys letting the world know she is a slut… but I just don’t have the guts.
September 2nd, 2009
[...] Who wears these shirts?! [...]
September 18th, 2009
Ryan Seacrest isn’t a DJ.
December 1st, 2009
Anybody else think the author has some jealousy issues!!
I know i do