Agree on HGTV. Every show on there is either people buying or selling homes that I could only afford if I won the lottery. Or shows with people decorating homes that I could only afford if I won the lottery. No other network makes me hate rich people more than that one.
WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
September 1st, 2009
All Reba All Day is one channel I could actually get behind. One heck of a funny lady AND a damned good singer.
September 1st, 2009
hah! awesome.
G4 –> C4 (COPS 40% of the day)
MTV –> RTV (Reality Show Television)
September 1st, 2009
Agree on HGTV. Every show on there is either people buying or selling homes that I could only afford if I won the lottery. Or shows with people decorating homes that I could only afford if I won the lottery. No other network makes me hate rich people more than that one.
September 1st, 2009
Sigh . . . You had me at “The Midget Channel” but truly won my heart with “Shit You Can’t Afford.”
September 1st, 2009
@pwkwsfi – MTV = HoTV – HO TV because all the shows seem to revolve around Ho’s these days!! I WANT MY OLD MTV (yes I just gave my age away)
September 26th, 2009
What The HELL!!! The “M” word is discrimate! people of short stature aka LITTLE PEOPLE! do not like the “M” word being thrown around assholes!!!