The Big E: The World’s Worst Fair
Published on: September 20, 2009 – 5:23 pm by Jillian Madison 
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The Big E, New England’s largest street fair, is nothing but a gigantic, frustrating clusterfuck that starts the second you try to get off the highway exit. If you do decide to go, you should be prepared to spend 90 mind-numbing minutes crawling your way through standstill traffic in scenic Springfield Mass (a disgusting armpit of a city). On your left? Selfish pricks who won’t let you merge into their lane. On your right? Toothless people waving orange flags trying to get you to park in their lot. It’s a huge mess, and not even the cops, who are standing in the middle of the street jerking each other off instead of directing traffic, know what the hell is going on. Frankly, by time you even get to the fair, you’re too stressed out and annoyed to even give a shit about the stupid cream puff you came for.
Here are 6 honest t-shirts that should be
sold at the Big E, but aren’t:
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