WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
October 6th, 2009
I can’t tell you how hard these made me laugh!!!! I guess I just did tell you…….
October 6th, 2009
This is hilarious.
October 6th, 2009
I LOVE the Steve Buschemi one! It looks just like him.
October 8th, 2009
What the hell is Roger Ebert wearing in that pic? Lol at the Hillary Clinton one.
October 12th, 2009
I thought that last one could have been that freaky chick from the Palm Pre ads: http://www.freshphonenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/crazy-pre-chick.png. Gads…
October 13th, 2009
The two John Stossel pics had me cracking up, and the Jon Gosselin one looks like Hunter S Thompson!
November 30th, 2009
lol i think the last one is a fake