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According to the Walmart website, “your dog will go nuts for The Teaser!” Riiiight. And by “dog” they are, of course, referring to your girlfriend’s vagina.
Other posts on Pophangover:
Fifty bucks says this is either being driven by a Jonas brother, or John Tesh.
(laugh courtesy of @RoseMcGowan on Twitter)
If you like to take naps in waiting rooms, then this post is for you! Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Snazzy Napper… a device so incredibly ridiculous it make the Snuggie look clever. An object that makes idiots susceptable to robbery and assault, all while disguising you as a tackily dressed Saudi woman. It’s definitely the lamest product we’ve seen in a long time.
So put all your valuables in a little pouch, and then fall asleep in public. BRILLIANT! I’ll take two!
(Thanks to IveGottaCrow95 for the hilarious email and heads-up)
And believe us, there are a lot… but these are the worst.
(referring to writer Wallace Matthews)
(Want more? Check out Mike Tyson’s Wikiquote page)
When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.
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October 12th, 2009
Whoah! That “dog toy”
made me blush!
October 12th, 2009
It could be used as a training instrument. After all some dogs are trained to attack the crotch of male criminals.
October 12th, 2009
If I brought that home for the dog, he’d run and hide under the bed. On the other hand, if my husband brought that home for me, I’d divorce him. :)
October 13th, 2009
I feel entirely useless now. Wifey has hers, dog has theirs now, when will I get my “toy”? Five-knuckle-chuckle will have to suffice.
Really, the dog will be more “satisfied” than I will, if she doesn’t find it first.
October 13th, 2009
Wow, that looks painful.