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According to the Walmart website, “your dog will go nuts for The Teaser!” Riiiight. And by “dog” they are, of course, referring to your girlfriend’s vagina.
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:
October 12th, 2009
Whoah! That “dog toy”
made me blush!
October 12th, 2009
It could be used as a training instrument. After all some dogs are trained to attack the crotch of male criminals.
October 12th, 2009
If I brought that home for the dog, he’d run and hide under the bed. On the other hand, if my husband brought that home for me, I’d divorce him. :)
October 13th, 2009
I feel entirely useless now. Wifey has hers, dog has theirs now, when will I get my “toy”? Five-knuckle-chuckle will have to suffice.
Really, the dog will be more “satisfied” than I will, if she doesn’t find it first.
October 13th, 2009
Wow, that looks painful.