Top 10 Worst Haircuts On Bravo TV
Published on: October 13, 2009 – 12:07 am by Jillian Madison 
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I love Bravo. It’s home to some of my favorite reality TV shows, from Top Chef to Real Housewives. It’s also home to people with some of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen in my life. Here are the 10 worst haircuts in the history of Bravo TV:
10. CARLA HALL (Top Chef, Season 5)
Carla may think her hair says “fun loving and youthful,” but it really says “escaped mental patient.”
9. ASHLEY MERRIMAN (Top Chef, Season 6)
Believe it or not, this is a photo of Ashley on a good hair day. Free advice: if you leave your house in the morning with your head looking like one of Shrek’s used Q-Tips, it might be time to consider a different hair style.
8. WENDY PEPPER (Project Runway, Season 1)
Be still my beating heart: it looks like Paula Poundstone after a Tyra Banks makeover. She’s totally smiling with her eyes.
7. KATHY GRIFFIN (My Life On The D List)
The only woman in Hollywood who’s proudly wearing a collection of Carrot Top’s shaved pubic hairs on her head.
6. CHRISTIAN SIRIANO (Project Runway, Season 4)
Christian’s got a hot, greasy mess sitting on the top of his head. Flock Of Seagulls hair didn’t look good when the band was popular in 1982, and it certainly doesn’t look good now.
5. PATTI STANGER (Millionaire Matchmaker)
The good news: Cher’s old black wig finally found a good home. The bad news: Patti Stanger looks like a fucking idiot.
4. SEBASTIAN OPPENHEIM (NYC Prep)
The only high school kid in American with a Donald Trump comb-over. You fail at life.
3. SANTINO RICE (Project Runway, Season 2)
The greasy jheri curls aren’t fooling anyone. Your hair’s thinning like Valerie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.
2. CHAD ROGERS (Million Dollar Listings)
Forget a million dollar house… who the hell would even buy a used car from Mr. Penis Head over here?
1. LISA FERNANDES (Top Chef, Season 4)
YUCK. Congratulations, Lisa! If you were trying to look like a neglected 12 year old Irish boy, you were totally successful. I believe it was the wise Jon Bon Jovi who once sang: “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame, your ugly hair gives lesbians a bad name.”
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October 13th, 2009
well, there’s your next related post: interesting (bad) lesbian hairdos. I know they are out there, and I also know “I’m the masculine one in the relationship” does not require a mullet and buzzed temples.
October 13th, 2009
while I’m at it (sorry for spammy posting), I’m tired of hair-combed-into-the-face styles.
October 13th, 2009
LMAO @ your comments Jillian. I actually like Carla Hall’s hair, but Lisa Fernandes looking like a neglected 12 y/o Irish boy, priceless.
October 13th, 2009
I pretty much fell off the chair at “Mr Penis Head”
… I love being mature
October 13th, 2009
Regarding Christian’s hair, just one word–FIERCE!
October 13th, 2009
Jillian, your comments caught the ’styles’ (and I use that term only for lack of a better one) perfectly!
And just for the record, Kathy Griffin sucks.
October 13th, 2009
I hated Lisa, her hair, and her bad attitude. Poor Carla. But, you really had no choice. And that penis head dude…is he the one that is on a promo during EVERY god damned commercial break on Bravo, swaying his hips and adjusting his tie? That promo makes me want to shoot my TV. (again)
October 13th, 2009
I was just scrolling down, waiting to see Chad Rogers. Thank you so much for including that douche bag.
October 13th, 2009
My God, please keep Wendy away from me. Every time I see a picture of her, I have an unshakable urge to hurt something…
October 14th, 2009
this is a great list. lisa fernandes annoyed me and her hair was fug. remember how she used to wear that ugly red bandana to try to cover it up? hahaha she does give lesbians a bad name
October 14th, 2009
Carla Hall has the same hair as the kid from Boondocks.
October 14th, 2009
[...] En wie staat er op nummer één in deze lijst? Een lesbo. Hoe kan het ook anders? De lesbo in kwestie heet Lisa Fernandes, kok van beroep. Ze heeft zo’n kapsel dat… eigenlijk niet eens een kapsel zou mogen heten. Oordeel zelf. [...]
October 29th, 2009
I actually think Santino is very handsome! I’ve actually seen him around in L.A. and he’s absolutely gorgeous. I think people who go after him and try to say he’s ugly are just jealous. Santino is smarter, funnier, and better looking than you! I know these comments are normally meant to just smear people but I must say you’re dead wrong when it comes to Santino. He made that whole show and he’s a beautiful soul.
November 2nd, 2009
Hey, Byrdie, Kathy Griffin is hilarious!
November 7th, 2009
Kathy Griffin is horrible. It’s like she is so fame whoring that she will literally say or do anything to stay in the limelight. It’s sad to see the utter desperation. She’s into the shock crap and offensive garbage because that’s what you have to resort to when you stopped being funny.
The Lisa pic. Did she EVER smile, EVER??
November 9th, 2009
Finally some f’ing funny remarks on day’s worth of stumble upon. Thanks Jillian
November 13th, 2009
Of course Kathy Griffin is a fame whore, but she’ll be the first to tell you so! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard her wink at the camera and say, “You’re not suggesting I did that so I could have my picture in the tabloids, are you?” That’s the point and part of the reason why some find her funny. She just doesn’t care about anything. It’s not like she’s trying to pass it off as anything else, hoping that the public doesn’t notice her scheming. And why would ANYONE on this site dismiss “offensive humor” when that’s what this site is almost completely based upon? Most of the posts here and on Food Network Humor bash the people in the entertainment business for the stupid things they do. Why shouldn’t Kathy Griffin or anyone else for that matter call out celebrities for the stupid behavioral crap they do? It’s refreshing to see the floodgates open. People will most definitely either love or hate Kathy’s shocking publicity stunts, such as “accidentally” falling out of a car to get that peesh shot. But the things she says about celebrity behavior, which often are just personal stories, are almost always true.
November 23rd, 2009
I’ve never watched Chad’s show; just the promos make me want to run over him with my car – repeatedly.
March 17th, 2010
i think that SEBASTIAN OPPENHEIM had a pretty good hairstyle