Fifty bucks says this is either being driven by a Jonas brother, or John Tesh.
(laugh courtesy of @RoseMcGowan on Twitter)

If you like to take naps in waiting rooms, then this post is for you! Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Snazzy Napper… a device so incredibly ridiculous it make the Snuggie look clever. An object that makes idiots susceptable to robbery and assault, all while disguising you as a tackily dressed Saudi woman. It’s definitely the lamest product we’ve seen in a long time.

So put all your valuables in a little pouch, and then fall asleep in public. BRILLIANT! I’ll take two!
(Thanks to IveGottaCrow95 for the hilarious email and heads-up)

And believe us, there are a lot… but these are the worst.

(referring to writer Wallace Matthews)

(Want more? Check out Mike Tyson’s Wikiquote page)

When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.
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