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The 10 Worst Crafts On Etsy.com

Published on: October 14, 2009 – 10:10 am by Jillian Madison Comment

How to create a popular website in 3 steps:

1. Find something ugly that needs to be made fun of
2. Post pictures of it, along with snarky commentary
3. Sit back and wait for your server to crash

Cakewrecks and People Of Walmart are so yesterday. This week, it’s all about Regretsy – a site that ranks on the ugliest homemade crafts sold on Etsy.com. Here are their top 10 funniest finds:

(Via regretsy – thanks for the tip, syd)

Other posts on Pophangover:

  1. The 10 Stupidest Twilight Items On Etsy
  2. THE 10 WORST FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARDS OF 2008
  3. Worst Family Christmas Cards Of 2009
  4. THE 15 WORST TATTOOS EVER. REALLY.
  5. The 30 Worst Tattoos On The Internet





  1. FupDuckTV
    October 14th, 2009

    I love the Texan’s logo on the creepy teddy fuck doll. I guess the NFL will license anything.

    WTF!!!

  2. Grady
    October 14th, 2009

    What the hell is wrong with some people–seriously!?

  3. Syd
    October 14th, 2009

    You picked some real winners. That shit cracks me up!

  4. JillS
    October 14th, 2009

    That site is great! Nothing beats my mini-chicken tv dinner necklace charm! ha. I would actually buy those Lifestyle pillows for a gift to my brother. He’d find them hilarious.

  5. Jamie
    October 14th, 2009

    The most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. EVER. *shudders*

  6. dafeedil
    October 14th, 2009

    WTF is up with the vagina bear?

  7. Natalie
    October 15th, 2009

    the childbirth education doll makes me never wanna have kids…ugh..I’m laughing and crying at the same time:/

  8. Byrdie
    October 16th, 2009

    I’m thinking the ‘grater clock’ was created by that lady during crafts time at ‘the home’…

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  10. Kathy
    October 20th, 2009

    That childbirth education doll is proof that crochet is evil. First, the granny square, now this.

  11. Meg
    October 20th, 2009

    Hoooooly crap. I can’t believe some of that stuff could even be imagined, let alone made – a crocheted childbirth doll? A condom throw pillow? Jeez. Although I have to tell you that CakeWrecks just finished their first book tour – I don’t think they’re going anywhere. We’ll see if Regretsy has similar staying power.

  12. laraishappynow
    November 4th, 2009

    I’m so happy now. Thank you for sharing this wonder. I have to say the people that created these things are creative; they are certainly odd objects, many of the people seem disturbed, but defanitely creative. I can die a happy woman now.

  13. kteezy
    November 4th, 2009
  14. L
    November 29th, 2009

    Well done for stealing all of these from regretsy.com.

  15. Seth
    November 29th, 2009

    @L: Did you not see the introduction at the top of the page where they credited Regretsy for the pics? Pay attention next time and you won’t make a complete douche out of yourself.

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