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I never want to see anyone make this face EVER AGAIN.
(Also, Mariah Carey looks like a whore.)
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
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October 30th, 2009
Doesn’t Mariah Carey ALWAYS look like a whore?
October 30th, 2009
I’m amazed at her clothing. She’s regained ALL of her weight and still prances around like she is a wee bitty thing.
Nas-TEE with a capital “T.” And Nick Cannon needs to go back under the rock from whence he came.
October 30th, 2009
I meant to say “ALL of her weight AND THEN SOME…”
Just to clarify.
October 30th, 2009
She be looking to wax his pole real quick. She be lookin like a hoe, that fo sho.
October 31st, 2009
I think Mariah’s face looks dumber than Nick’s in that picture.
November 2nd, 2009
mariah looks embarrassed
November 2nd, 2009
Most inefficient fireman uniform ever Mariah.
November 6th, 2009
They both look good, Mariah has an amazing body and not many women can pull of that Halloween custom she’s wearing… I for one is not a NEGATIVE HATER (And never will be) If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all…. I would never stress a negative comments or provide negative name calling, considering a negative comment from those whos made is worth squat(ZERO). She worth Millions and she looks amazing with an amazing body with amazing voice, so I’m sure she and her HUSBAND couldn’t care less about what you think….. (Wouldn’t you agree ?) (smile)
I give credit where it’s due
(SMILE)
November 13th, 2009
As opposed to a positive hater?