Robert Pattinson Underwear: Another Sign Of The Apocalypse
Published on: November 2, 2009 – 10:53 am by Jillian Madison 
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Feast your eyes upon one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever posted on Pophangover:
Yes, this is a pair of Edward Cullen underwear. And in case the outside wasn’t disturbing enough, there’s also a photo of his mouth on the inside liner – conveniently located right where your lady parts sit. Because after all, who doesn’t want to be imaginary-fucked by a fake glittery vampire.
Sorry, overweight teens and lonely housewives. These were made as a gag and are not being mass produced. That’s fine with me, because I’m holding out for the Taylor Lautner bra.
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November 7th, 2009
I don’t think they’d fit on an overweight teen.
November 17th, 2009
[...] okay, Twi-hards, no need to get your Edward Cullen undies in a bunch! Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart merely posed for the paps at the premiere of New [...]
November 18th, 2009
[...] seriously? Although I did get sucked into the Twilight series, Edward Cullen underwear? This is just wrong on so many levels. Share and [...]
November 23rd, 2009
what there not producing them!!!!!!!! i wanted to buy them so badly!!!!!omg omg
December 7th, 2009
All I can say is poor Robert Pattinson, this is like some kinda twisted form of sexual harassment.
June 6th, 2010
so he can suck your blood…