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Robert Pattinson Underwear: Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

Published on: November 2, 2009 – 10:53 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Feast your eyes upon one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever posted on Pophangover:

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Yes, this is a pair of Edward Cullen underwear. And in case the outside wasn’t disturbing enough, there’s also a photo of his mouth on the inside liner – conveniently located right where your lady parts sit. Because after all, who doesn’t want to be imaginary-fucked by a fake glittery vampire.

Sorry, overweight teens and lonely housewives. These were made as a gag and are not being mass produced. That’s fine with me, because I’m holding out for the Taylor Lautner bra.

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    I don’t think they’d fit on an overweight teen.

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