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Robert Pattinson Underwear: Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

Published on: November 2, 2009 – 10:53 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Feast your eyes upon one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever posted on Pophangover:

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Yes, this is a pair of Edward Cullen underwear. And in case the outside wasn’t disturbing enough, there’s also a photo of his mouth on the inside liner – conveniently located right where your lady parts sit. Because after all, who doesn’t want to be imaginary-fucked by a fake glittery vampire.

Sorry, overweight teens and lonely housewives. These were made as a gag and are not being mass produced. That’s fine with me, because I’m holding out for the Taylor Lautner bra.

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  1. Princess Crazypants
    November 7th, 2009

    I don’t think they’d fit on an overweight teen.

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    November 18th, 2009

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  4. yes!
    November 23rd, 2009

    what there not producing them!!!!!!!! i wanted to buy them so badly!!!!!omg omg

  5. Justice Bicycle
    December 7th, 2009

    All I can say is poor Robert Pattinson, this is like some kinda twisted form of sexual harassment.

  6. savanna
    June 6th, 2010

    so he can suck your blood…

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