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These were published in a magazine in 1938. At the time, they weren’t supposed to be funny. Now, 70 years later, THEY’RE HILARIOUS.
Men don’t like it when women borrow their handkerchief and get lipstick on it. Never forget.
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:
November 2nd, 2009
“The last straw is to pass out from too much liquor. Chances are your date will never call you again.” — Honey, that’s probably going to be the least of your problems.
It’s amusing that as stodgy as these tips are, it was obviously fine for women to smoke.
November 2nd, 2009
is anyone else imagining Blind Date thought bubbles?
November 2nd, 2009
I think young women should try to study this book today.
November 2nd, 2009
Those seem like some pretty good tips to me!
November 2nd, 2009
Well, everything for the man, must not annoy the man. I think I’ll go on a date and do every one of those and see if I get a call after, LMAO.
November 2nd, 2009
Only talk about things he wants to talk about. A bit one-sided ain’t it? Welcome to marriage hell!!..You must not breath either for it might offend the man…:D
November 2nd, 2009
“Don’t talk while dancing, for a man dances when he wants to dance.”
November 3rd, 2009
If this girl was a chain smoking asian, she’d be every girl my little brother has ever brought home.
Of course, he’s just as bad as they are.
November 3rd, 2009
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November 4th, 2009
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November 5th, 2009
It was “13 Tips” on buzzfeed and The Frisky last week…you didn’t like the last pic?
November 6th, 2009
I think I dated this woman.
November 6th, 2009
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November 18th, 2009
This guy is really patient.
With her bad behavior, he probably cannot wait to get back to the cell block.
November 29th, 2009
Umm…right. It’s ALL ABOUT the man huh? well, some of these are useful, but guys back then hadn’t quite gotten over themselves yet. Actually, I have done a few of these on dates, and the guys called me back…again and again. I think they worried girls too much back then!
December 1st, 2009
Wear a Burka on your first date and tell him about your rape fantasy
December 1st, 2009
Yes.
Ladies please take heed!
So many of you women are selfish and don’t attend to my every need. I’m sick of it. Remember I want to sleep with you, but I’m disgusted if you touch me in public. Because apparently I think you are a prostitute.
And remember I’m not at the dance club to attract you. I am there to concentrate on my dancing. I hate when I go out dancing with all the guys and some brainless female distracts me.
December 4th, 2009
I’m glad they reminded me to wear a bra. Sometimes I just get so excited about my date that I forget to wear underthings at all.
December 6th, 2009
Before my next date I will just smash myself in the head with a 2×4, rendering myself unconscious. Oh but first, I will be sure my stockings aren’t wrinkled!
December 7th, 2009
This was funny, but so degrading. Its a shame to see that females were expected to do such things.
December 7th, 2009
That’s right women! Remember, if you do any of these things, he may end up spanking you for your rude behavior.
December 7th, 2009
Is that Bob hope in the pictures? It sure looks like a young Leslie Townes (Bob) Hope!
December 7th, 2009
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