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The 30 Worst Tattoos On The Internet

Published on: November 6, 2009 – 10:38 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:

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  1. Syd
    November 6th, 2009

    God, please help me UN-SEE some of these…

  2. Jeannie
    November 6th, 2009

    Okay, the monkey has me feeling a little nauseous!! Some of the work is amazing, but the images ruin incredible works of art!!

  3. Patrina
    November 6th, 2009

    Come on now, connect-the-dots, why would you get a tattoo asking someone to marry you, I do not need to explain why that was dumb as hell.

  4. Lisa
    November 7th, 2009

    LOL What’s with all the unicorns… with… with penises on their heads. o.O
    The Uncle Sam one is utterly hideous. And it looks really painful.

  5. Alex
    November 7th, 2009

    The name tag tattoo is brilliant.

  6. orion70
    November 8th, 2009

    i’m speechless

  7. Freezezzy
    November 8th, 2009

    I really wanted to like the grim reaper one… except for the fact that it says “YOUR” MINE, instead of “YOU’RE”.

    I know it’s a minor error, but seriously, it’s a tattoo, and a huge one at that. Couldn’t they have at least made sure it was spelled right beforehand?

  8. JillS
    November 9th, 2009

    Why do people with the MOST back fat or acne insist on back tattoos? Gross. “Hi. Can you tattoo around my big, juicy zits?” TAKE A BATH.

  9. dafeedil
    November 9th, 2009

    Is the one Jeffrey Dahmer? Nice. That would show well on a job interview.

  10. dafeedil
    November 9th, 2009

    Ooops, and I just figured out the Hamburger Helper one. Seriously?

  11. Makya
    November 10th, 2009

    I think the nipple arrow is particularly useful. Now, while in a drunken stupor, he wont mistake his nipple for whatever it is he tends to mistake his nipple for while in a drunken stupor.

  12. charles
    November 15th, 2009

    I’m trying to understand whats so bad about that monkey, put a bananna in its mouth

  13. Bill K
    November 17th, 2009

    Some of these are fake. Photoshop.

  14. AnnInWonderland
    November 19th, 2009

    The monkey one has got to be fake. If not, that chick has one bulging out vagina. It’s not anatomically correct. There’s something wrong with the lips if you look closely. Seems about where the butthole should be. But enough of my blabbering about female genetalia…

  15. Me-Mo
    November 20th, 2009

    I would definately kiss that monkey,and on the lips too. :)
    (o\_|_/o)

  16. baffy
    November 23rd, 2009

    Um, I really hope that’s not “Daddy” taking a pic of the Daddy’s Girl tat. That’s just freaking creepy.

    And the monkey one? Gross.

  17. EvilGod
    November 29th, 2009

    Yeah sorry folks. The Monkey is ’shopped. I have seen the same photograph with Homer’s face and a version with another face which I can’t recall at the moment.
    And @ AnnInWonderland. It is perfectly normal, it’s just strange looking because of the shading used in the photoshop job.

  18. Jimmy Johnson
    December 21st, 2009

    So what if Caroline Summers says no? Is he going to have to search for another Caroline Summers? Either that or have a band of black ink covering his idiot marriage proposal.

    Having her name tattooed across his back basically makes him her property… I guess he never thought about taking his shirt off again without getting laughed at.

  19. Kamikaze Goldfish
    December 29th, 2009

    Aww, I like the one of the koi on his shoulders.

  20. dilfo
    February 1st, 2010

    honestly who decided these are the worst on the internet? the first one of frank zappa is done really well, and it fits zappa’s personality perfectly. the koi on the shoulder is well done as well. hamburger helper, also awesome. i will agree that the uncle sam, wolverine, and the wolf are absolutely terrible though

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