WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
November 17th, 2009
I was expecting something somewhat close to normal.
Then I saw the pic, and my whole body just shuddered.
wtf is wrong with some people?
November 18th, 2009
That is disgusting!
December 8th, 2009
It’s only slightly worse than Beckham’s hair at the world cup draw.
December 10th, 2009
Ha. I think it’s funny. And clever. And bold.
December 10th, 2009
This is your hair.
This is your hair on drugs.
December 26th, 2009
that is fuckin sweet!!
December 27th, 2009
I’m guessing he fell asleep at a party.
December 27th, 2009
I wonder who’s his favorite NASCAR driver is?
January 1st, 2010
obama hair cut???? really? not funny.
February 4th, 2010
O rato comeu o seu cérebro! Parabéns!