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Dear internet websites, pop culture blogs, and gossip magazines,
Please stop posting gigantic close-up photos of Brad Pitt’s scraggly, discolored chin pubes. They’re disgusting, and no one needs to be exposed to that shit on a daily basis.
Love,
Pophangover, on behalf of everyone on Earth
Other posts on Pophangover:
Fifty bucks says this is either being driven by a Jonas brother, or John Tesh.
(laugh courtesy of @RoseMcGowan on Twitter)
If you like to take naps in waiting rooms, then this post is for you! Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Snazzy Napper… a device so incredibly ridiculous it make the Snuggie look clever. An object that makes idiots susceptable to robbery and assault, all while disguising you as a tackily dressed Saudi woman. It’s definitely the lamest product we’ve seen in a long time.
So put all your valuables in a little pouch, and then fall asleep in public. BRILLIANT! I’ll take two!
(Thanks to IveGottaCrow95 for the hilarious email and heads-up)
And believe us, there are a lot… but these are the worst.
(referring to writer Wallace Matthews)
(Want more? Check out Mike Tyson’s Wikiquote page)
When you let things get this far, it is #time2quit life.
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November 19th, 2009
I cannot even begin to describe how much I agree with you! I sure hope this is for a movie ’cause if it is not, yikes!
November 19th, 2009
I’ll second that.
November 19th, 2009
I saw that and my first thought was :”Where are my dog clippers?”
November 20th, 2009
The beard is for Angelina. She likes the added texture while Brad is down at the “Y”.
November 20th, 2009
And the chin pubes even have a pony tail! Look closely under his chin for a little bead holding tufts of hair.
November 23rd, 2009
He looks like the drunken bums you see downtown hanging out by dumpsters. Of course, from what I’ve read, Brad does love his MD20/20 (or whatever equivalent rich folks imbibe).
December 8th, 2009
brad pitt is one sexy mother fuck. ty.
December 16th, 2009
What is that in his beard right under his lower lip??? Is that a scab or a bug or some food? Disgusting!
February 17th, 2010
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (to put it simply)