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Dear internet websites, pop culture blogs, and gossip magazines,
Please stop posting gigantic close-up photos of Brad Pitt’s scraggly, discolored chin pubes. They’re disgusting, and no one needs to be exposed to that shit on a daily basis.
Love,
Pophangover, on behalf of everyone on Earth
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WHAT IT IS: A Jitterbug cell phone
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’m not 83 years old, so I don’t need a Zack Morris cell phone with buttons that are visible from space.
WHAT IT IS: Underwear with fake stains, used to hide your valuables from thieves (via)
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WHY I DON’T WANT IT: I’d rather have someone steal $50 from me than have these nasty things anywhere near my real underwear. Not only are they gross, but what if someone SAW THEM in your drawer? You’ll spend the rest of your life known …
This is the infamous “Sookie Getting Punched” animated GIF from Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest show centered around filming the real life of whores and douchebags.
The incident happened on August 19, 2009 at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. The guy is named Brad Ferro, and according to TMZ, he was arrested, fined $500, and given 6 months probation. The girl is Nicole Polizzi, er, SNOOKI, and she allegedly got punched because she wouldn’t let Brad take her drink.
When I first saw the clip, I …
I’m as sick of Lady Gaga as the next girl, but this performance of Poker Face is just hilarious. A group called “Noteworthy” did this at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase on 11/13/09.
(via CollegeHumor)
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November 19th, 2009
I cannot even begin to describe how much I agree with you! I sure hope this is for a movie ’cause if it is not, yikes!
November 19th, 2009
I’ll second that.
November 19th, 2009
I saw that and my first thought was :”Where are my dog clippers?”
November 20th, 2009
The beard is for Angelina. She likes the added texture while Brad is down at the “Y”.
November 20th, 2009
And the chin pubes even have a pony tail! Look closely under his chin for a little bead holding tufts of hair.
November 23rd, 2009
He looks like the drunken bums you see downtown hanging out by dumpsters. Of course, from what I’ve read, Brad does love his MD20/20 (or whatever equivalent rich folks imbibe).
December 8th, 2009
brad pitt is one sexy mother fuck. ty.
December 16th, 2009
What is that in his beard right under his lower lip??? Is that a scab or a bug or some food? Disgusting!