This made me laugh because I really do hate that movie… :)

Lol he deserved it queer boy

Nice, twilight was a terrible movie. Some times if you like something you gotta realize when no one gives a shit. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in numbers.

Twilight and Eyeballs/Ear holes shouldn’t be mixed, shows how low we’ve gone when that perverse tripe is made into a film doesn’t it, and that people “like” it (or that it fits into a stereotypical view of thingsviewpoint being forced down our throats by hollywood pervert types – and that thought process has now been abolished)

Still, this is funny.

Yea the movie is stupid, but that’s a shit thing to do to a friend. Just goes to show how very few people actually have friends. A real friend would not only have not done this but fought to keep someone else from doing it.

Bad movie taste while drunk is completely understandable.

Thats what he gets for liking Twilight.

Wow, that’s messed up. Ridiculous to rant about Twilight all night, but the guy was drunk. You’re a pretty bad friend if you got him doing community service. I mean in front of a police station? At least leave him in front of a day care or hotel something funny.

they should lock all twilight fans up. that shit’s horrible

@ Claire:

Too bad the books suck ass, too. Stephenie Meyer is a terrible, terrible author.

Twilight the book was good (however I am a girl AND a hopeless romantic, so excuse that) but Twilight the movie was a waste of money. Robert Pattison’s a jackass and Kristen or Kirsten (whatever may be the case) couldn’t act to save her life. But I agree with a few people here. I do stupid ass things when I’m drunk, but I wouldn’t even associate who were big enough piece of shit assholes to do something like that to me. So your “friends” aren’t really friends. Marc, THAT WASN’T FUNNY and if you lived in my town, you’d have your ass kicked. Get new friends…that’s all I can tell you. a REAL friend would’ve been right next to you, either bailing you out or getting in trouble with you.

agreed the books and the movie are lame sauce and the only people who like them are girls. and also those friends aren’t that great. a real friend is someone you can feel safe passing out drunk around and not worry about something happening to you.

’cause you know it’s cool to be a community and bash on how stupid and “suck ass” and retarded the movie is.

I think the type that come here to bitch about the movies and books are those who don’t have many friends in real life to gripe to, so they come to the Anons of the internet so their puny (many times pre-pubescent) voices are heard. That (not having many friends), or their friends would just tell them to shut the fuck up, the griping has gotten old.

Oh, and I didn’t like the movies really, either, I just am sick more of the gripers on the movie than those who actually like it.

hahaha that is so hilarious

It’s funny. Be on point shit stick, and you won’t get clowned. Sorry, it’s a fucked up world.
If he were my “friend” I’d drive by him, and the rest of the chain gang, doing community service freeway clean-up, and taunt him.

And remind him of what a douche bag he was being.

Kales, you’re the kind of insipid wet blanket of an asshole that makes these little flame-wars possible. I love it that you find it so incredibly important to visit this site and vouchsafe to us you’re immense intellect by misusing words like “anons” [sic]in some horribly ironic attempt to promote pragmatism (or something of the sort; it’s hard to really tell in the sordid mess of whimpers) over the fun of shared dislike of something by griping over little remarks. So the question is obviously begged; what the fuck are you doing here criticizing us? ’cause you know it’s cool to be an lowlife misanthrope and bash how stupid and “pre-pubescent” and “not having many friends” people you feel are beneath you are. By the way, what kind of an insult is “pre-pubescent”? There are some very amazing young people out there that are not hindered at all by a lack of overly obvious secondary sex characteristics.

Thanks for a new thing to rip on, have a great day, and try not to trip over your ego on the way out, you pretentious ass.

Oh, I almost forgot, the Twilight books, at least as far as I could read into the first one without hemorrhaging, are insanely, horribly written. They’re so bad that it is well worth noting, reporting on, and repeating very many times.

I feel for you alex. I don’t think its funny. You have fucking pricks for freinds.

Twilight is for brain dead germs.FUCK TWILIGHT.

“Clover: Ahahahaha, WIN. I have a friend that won’t shut up about Twilight either… About how bad it is. (I’ve read all four books, all are the worst SHIT I’ve ever seen. So I agree with him but SHIT.)
I would do this to him just to get him to can it.”

Really? You’ve read ALL FOUR books, yet you think that it’s the worst shit you’ve ever seen? Do you not have anything better to do than make shit up? Because you obviously did not find them that bad or you wouldn’t have wasted your time reading them, unless you’re a complete dumb ass, which could very well be the case. I bet that “friend” you are talking about is actually yourself.
(I’m assuming you’re a male..)You probably wrote that comment more to try and convince yourself of how shitty the books are so that you didn’t feel like such a fag for sitting down and reading those books. Hope that worked out well for you.

Its about time the werewolf came out the closet!!!!

Didnt you see Teenwolf I or II?

Hi
I like the books story line! But her use of the english language is so bad compared to the Hobbit. She is no Toilken! And the movie was so horrible and wrong from the book that I wish I never watched it!

:(

PS Read the Hobbit!!

damn, if my so called friends put me in front of a police station i would beat the living shit outta them..no really thats the most fucked up shit i have heard in a while….screw twilight but marc your worse than a RAT u r a fucking piece of shit hopefully one day you will go to jail ……… someone like u would get thier ass kicked on a daily basis if this is true you r the worst kind of human and all u other little fucks who thinks that cool maybe one day we will share a cell together.

Oh, dude, great idea, we should tar and feather people when they’re pass-out drunk! Thanks Melvin!

Oh, and Jeremy, I really feel the same way about people that don’t use periods with the exception of oddly placed ellipses or are too lazy to write out full words like “you” and “are”. I mean really, who are the real assholes here? Are they the people who are trying to teach their friend an invaluable lesson about excessive alcohol consumption and having horrible taste, or are they the over passionate moron trying to dumb us all done with his incoherent bunkum?

Natasha, I might be inferring something that isn’t there, but it seems to me like you’re a fan of The Hobbit. I don’t know if you’ll ever see this, but if you do I’d like to remind you about the rest of the Lord of the Rings series. I have to say that I agree with your analysis of Tolkien > the author of the Twilight series (I can’t remember her name, but she really doesn’t deserve it).

Wilbur, It sounds like he’s still a minor as he has been grounded. You shouldn’t be too worried about his record, he’ll be given a clean slate soon enough.

Kales, you’re still a pretentious ass.

Cheers!

Marc… so much win… It brings tears to my eyes. Good job.

Wow this post just ain’t funny at all and i dont even like twilight

JAJAJA estuvo mal lo que hicieron los amigos, pero eso no le quita gracia.
Es muy gracioso jajajajajajja

Jeez.Are all of u douchebags this stupid? 1st:I write however the fuck id like,and yes, with u instead of you aso. I dont care about youre retardet twilight dislikes… Or if i write or spell in a way you dont like,dont read this then,asswipe. YOU..the kiddie who got left outside the policestation,i am so sorry for you. Its nothing funny about this at all.Some of the coments are true thoug, those ppl r not ur friends, not even close. Im so sorry m8. But its true that u should most def find urself another group of friends,some real ones, that u just know would never do anything like this towards u out of respect and love. They all should get theire asses seriously kicked. Im at youre service if needed =)
And yes, i know it may sound harsh, but its the reality,they dont really give a shit about you or what happens to you. If they did, they would not even consider this, to leave u blind drunk on the street. Id rather shot myself then do something like that to any of my REAL friends. Some other asswipe maybe, but only if i knew he would b alright and picked up. And i would make sure that the person didnt just end up left out on the street all night. But never outside a police station, outside his own house would b a better place i think. Leave em behind m8, u dont deserve crap like that.
Later dudes.

and this is funny shit i could see my friends doing this to me but if they did i would seriously beat their ass haha community service blows

Not even remotely funny, what a load of infantile crap

ok so first off, most of the comments were left by guys so i am guessing you are jealous that girls all over the world fell in love with a character from a book and made most of you look even more like assholes and two i have friends like that and that guy could have been talking about the hangover all night and they would have done the same thing if they were tired of hearing about it. oh and stephanie meyer is not a horrible writer, the woman can make you connect to all of her characters the good and the bad. grow up guys this is the reason girls love edward and jacob…..