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Worst Family Christmas Cards Of 2009

Published on: December 7, 2009 – 9:30 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

We’ve searched high and low – and these are officially the 10 ugliest, most awkward holiday cards on the internet:

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  2. Celebrity Christmas Cards 2008
  3. Father’s Day Cards For Bad Dads
  4. The 5 Rarest American Idol Trading Cards
  5. Honest E-Cards





  1. pwkwsfi
    December 7th, 2009

    #2: That’s right. Black ears and the evil eye. I’m the black sheep . . . erm, rabbit, of the family. I will fuck your life if you cross me. Just look at these tools with the pink ears. They know what’s good for ‘em. Damn, I’m sassy.

  2. JillS
    December 8th, 2009

    I actually like the giant sized ribbon candy. That would be the ultimate decoration in my living room! I’d put it between my ridiculously sized Hershey syrup bottle and Icee lit store display.

  3. Chirock
    December 8th, 2009

    I kinda like the one in the Snow globe. At least it’s original!!

  4. Grady
    December 8th, 2009

    What’s up with naked Dad in the first picture? Who the hell wants to see that let alone hang it up with the rest of the Christmas cards?

    The snow globe wins with me. At least it’s not as obnoxious as some of the others. Santa flipping the bird….

  5. Freezezzy
    December 8th, 2009

    Strange, creepy, and just plain weird. These are the words I use to describe these cards.

    All except that snowglobe one. That one I can deal with. The rest… (shudders).

  6. Kev in Delaware
    December 8th, 2009

    The one from Hamish and Mon shames the entire human race.

  7. Tyler Peel
    December 10th, 2009

    Hamish and Mon: To paraphrase Ian Garten (Barefoot Contessa) “How gay is that?”

  8. Ryan
    December 12th, 2009

    Hamish and Mon guy, what…was Mariah Carey in the rafters?

  9. LOL!
    December 16th, 2009

    WHat’s with the “badass” mom with black rabbit ears. She’s just to bad for the rest of us…. :P

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