Stupid Holiday Items At Urban Outfitters
Published on: December 30, 2009 – 11:08 am by Jillian Madison 
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If you read Pophangover regularly, you know I pick on Urban Outfitters all the time. There’s a reason for that. They suck. Sure, their t-shirts are hideous and their home accessories are lame, but that’s nothing compared to the mindnumbingly retarded items they were peddling this holiday season:
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MAKE OUT WITH ME MISTLETOE: She’s sporting a mistletoe headband, so she can get to 2nd base with her dog. Is this bitch serious? |
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POOPING SANTA: Unless you’re Will Ferrell’s character in Elf, there’s absolutely no reason to want to eat Santa’s shit. Those candies looks like terds from an ill rabbit. Beyond disgusting. |
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NEON FUCKER ORNAMENT: This must be symbolic. You’d have to be an idiotic fucker to want to hang this on your Christmas tree. |
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SANTA SKULL SHOES: Congratulations, Urban Outfitters. You found the tackiest pair of Vans sneakers on the planet. |
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SANTA DRINKING HAT: ‘Tis the season to get laughed at by all your friends and family, apparently. Mmm! Who doesn’t love warm foamy beer through a straw! |
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December 30th, 2009
Sorry, I’d totally buy that ornament and santa skull shoes. Now that I’m thinking about it, I’d buy an ornament for my mother in law. She tries to be Lil Miss Christmas and that would royally insult her. Are they glass or plastic??? :)
December 30th, 2009
Yeah, I would totally wear the shoes. They would clash nicely with my Christmas socks.
December 30th, 2009
Put Paula Deen’s face on the pooping Santa and it would probably be a big seller! As for the Christmas ornament… can you buy them by the dozen? I know a lot of people I would give it to :)
December 31st, 2009
Aw, I like some of urban’s stuff. It’s overpriced and low quality but they have some rare pieces that you can only find either cheaply made from urban or for $500 from some designer. The one thing I would buy on this list: the santa beer hat..because it’s just so ridiculous.
January 7th, 2010
Santa certainly looks happy to shit that candy out!
January 16th, 2010
Another late post but I have to say, that dog looks like my minpin, right down to he likes to stick his nose up peoples nostrils(sp) also. Seriously, you come over here and you WILL get a face bath. LOL