It’s been awhile since we’ve made fun of Adam Lambert, and that’s just horrible. It’s not our fault, though. As we predicted last year, he’s all but faded into obscurity… except for the random times he’s shown up in the media wearing outfits like this:

Yep. As it turns out, Adam Lambert’s still gross. Those boots and shoulder spikes might come in handy when he has to escape his rabid 9 year old fans, but there’s just no excuse for those hideous pants. They look like Andrew Zimmern’s partially digested stomach contents after eating snake in Hong Kong.

Somebody please clue Lambert in on the fact that glam rock died in the 70s, along with tie-die shirts and Jude Law’s first hair follicle.

(And Christ, would it kill him to be photographed without 9 gallons of Crisco slicked through his hair?)

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