Banning: The Movie Hancock! The Fresh Prince Will Smith teams up with Jason Batemen and Charlize Theron, as John Hancock, your local misunderstood drunk. Silly casting directors – unhappy, alcoholic superheros are only fun when they are played by Robert Downey Jr! Let me sum this movie up for you: Hancock drinks. He saves lives. He goes to jail. He reforms. He gets shot. He loves. And he paints logos on the moon. The end.

The problem was, while the movie seemed to start out promising, it ultimately ended up falling flatter than Mila Jovlovich’s chest. There were simply one too many plot twists and complete character changes for my normal blood alcohol level. In fact, It was so scattered and disorganized, it made Paula Abdul seem coherent.

Sidebar: am I the only one annoyed by the bug eyed, pierced lip posters of Will Smith? That angry grimace isn’t scaring me. It looks more like he just caught a wiff of wife Jada Pinket’s career. Not so fresh! And seriously, somebody give that man some Chap-Stick.

Other posts on Pophangover:

1. BANNING: The Movie “The Happening”
2. BANNING: The Movie “Superbad”
3. Movie Plots Based Solely On Their Posters
4. BANNING: Moth Balls!
5. Movie Plots Based Solely On Their Posters (Part 2)