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Banning: The Movie “Hancock”

Published on: July 11, 2008 – 3:38 pm by Michelle Madison Comment

Banning: The Movie Hancock! The Fresh Prince Will Smith teams up with Jason Batemen and Charlize Theron, as John Hancock, your local misunderstood drunk. Silly casting directors – unhappy, alcoholic superheros are only fun when they are played by Robert Downey Jr! Let me sum this movie up for you: Hancock drinks. He saves lives. He goes to jail. He reforms. He gets shot. He loves. And he paints logos on the moon. The end.

The problem was, while the movie seemed to start out promising, it ultimately ended up falling flatter than Mila Jovlovich’s chest. There were simply one too many plot twists and complete character changes for my normal blood alcohol level. In fact, It was so scattered and disorganized, it made Paula Abdul seem coherent.

Sidebar: am I the only one annoyed by the bug eyed, pierced lip posters of Will Smith? That angry grimace isn’t scaring me. It looks more like he just caught a wiff of wife Jada Pinket’s career. Not so fresh! And seriously, somebody give that man some Chap-Stick.

Other posts on Pophangover:

  1. BANNING: The Movie “The Happening”
  2. BANNING: The Movie “Superbad”
  3. Movie Plots Based Solely On Their Posters
  4. BANNING: Moth Balls!
  5. Movie Plots Based Solely On Their Posters (Part 2)





  1. james
    July 12th, 2008

    lmfao at the poster. chap stick pronto

  2. sandeeago
    July 12th, 2008

    THIS MOVIE SUCKED ASS

  3. moviebuff
    November 10th, 2009

    seriously? it’s just a movie. why can’t people just stfu and enjoy a movie? why must everyone pick movies apart? why must you all pretend that you’re some sort of heir to Siskel’s throne?

  4. rlw
    December 17th, 2009

    Pursed lips. From what I can tell, Will Smith does not have pierced lips. I’m surprised that from July 2008 to now, nobody has caught that.

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