10 More Appropriate Jobs For Sarah Palin
Published on: September 30, 2008 – 3:34 pm by POPHANGOVER 
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Sarah Palin seems like a nice lady. I have nothing against her. I just don’t think she has anywhere near the experience needed to be VICE PRESIDENT (and possibly President) of any country, let alone mine. So, I’ve taken the liberty of putting together a list of TEN MORE APPROPRIATE JOBS FOR SARAH PALIN’S SKILL SET:
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10. CRITTER KEEPER at GATORLAND |
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9. HAT MODEL at CHEAP ALASKAN STRIP MALL STORE |
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8. AWARD WINNING TAXIDERMIST |
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7. AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE |
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6. TAXI CAB DRIVER |
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5. EYEWEAR SALESWOMAN |
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4. ASSISTANT TO JO FROST on SUPERNANNY |
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3. FLIGHT ATTENDANT ON ALASKA AIR (SPECIALTY: ROUTE TO RUSSIA) |
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2. RUSSIAN DANCER |
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1. CHILD BEAUTY PAGEANT CONSULTANT |
[a note to the clueless: these are (badly) photoshopped pics of Sarah Palin. They are not real. But the suggestions are.]
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September 30th, 2008
Gatorland is awesome. You leave her out of it! lol.
September 30th, 2008
Jo Frost looks like she needs some serious help on some of those episodes of Supernanny. Good call. With all her kids, Palin seems to have the experience necessary for THAT job!
September 30th, 2008
I just spit out my water at “Eyewear Saleswoman”
September 30th, 2008
lol
September 30th, 2008
Where did this woman come from?! I can’t wait to hear what coached, memorized words come out of her mouth during the debate.
October 2nd, 2008
The vice presidential debate is tonight and I’m actually looking forward to seeing how she’s going to pull it off.
October 3rd, 2008
eyewear saleswoman is her best bet
October 13th, 2008
I think Garbage Man is probably the only job Palin would truly succeed at.
October 15th, 2008
You mean garbage woman, but in any case nice
November 4th, 2008
DOMINATRIX!
October 18th, 2009
cab driver, hehe, she wouldn’t last a day