The 3rd Debate: More Boring Than The 2nd Debate
Published on: October 16, 2008 – 2:18 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Somehow, the 3rd debate was more boring than the 2nd. I was drifting in and out of consciousness the entire time. I don’t remember much…
What I Thought As I Was Falling Asleep:
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1. JOE THE PLUMBERJoe the plumber, Joe the plumber… damn, my faucet is dripping. I have to call a plumber. How can I not have a plumber already? Maybe there’s one local. I’ve heard good things about Joe. (time passes) Wait… how do I know Joe the plumber? Did my sister use him? IS HE EVEN LICENSED? Doesn’t matter. Call Joe tomorrow. |
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2. EARMARKSEarmarks. EAR… MARKS. Are they marks on your ear? Like, bite marks? Can they be caused by ugly earrings? What the hell is an earmark? Damn. I should have paid attention in 7th grade health class instead of flirting with Drew Jacobson. I hear he’s 300 pounds now. Maybe if he paid attention in health class, he wouldn’t be such a fatty. Oh Drew, Drew, Drew. [Note to self: rent Firestarter tomorrow when done with Joe the plumber.] |
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3. ACORN THIS, ACORN THATWhy does that old moderator dude keep saying ACORN? We know it’s autumn. He doesn’t have to keep reminding us every 5 seconds. I do love autumn though. Chipmunks are so cute, aren’t they? The way they store acorns in their mouth like that? Know who else looks like he’s storing acorns in a pouch in his mouth? JOHN McCAIN. |
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4. PORK BARRELWait, are they talking about spending? Or is PORK BARREL the name of Carnie Wilson’s new clothing line? This is boring. Screw you guys, I’m going back to bed. |
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5. NO CHILD LEFT BEHINDKEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hysterical post. You’re not the only one who was falling asleep “my friend.”
October 16th, 2008
Joe the Plumber DOES NOT even have a plumbing license. I just read it on CNN! And he’s bitching that his taxes would go up? The business makes over $250k a year. He can deal with it. Eat it, Joe.
October 16th, 2008
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October 16th, 2008
HAHA I was falling asleep as this was on too and all I remember hearing is Joe the plumber this, and Joe the plumber that. How funny.
Hey, um, do you have the URL where we can buy that earring? :) lol
October 16th, 2008
That’s pretty hilarious
October 16th, 2008
Mccain was a real dick in the 3rd debate. A smarmy, used car salesman, sideways smiling, untrustworthy dick. He thought coming out and playing hardball would help him in the polls, but all the numbers are saying the same thing: Obama won this debate by a landslide.
October 16th, 2008
Joe the plumber seems like sort of a dick in real life. His bald head has been plastered all over my TV for the last 12 hours.
October 17th, 2008
Spot on. That debate was dreadfully boring. All I remember is JOE THE PLUMBER.