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CLOWNS SUCK!

CLOWNS SUCK.
There are no two ways around it. Clowns are EVIL. And they suck.

I want all clowns abolished off the face of this Earth. They scare the crap out of me. Even the "friendly" ones send a shiver down my spine. They're just so absolutely menacing looking.

Just what the hell are these sketchy clowns hiding from? Can you tell me WHY they have to take on other identities to cause joy? Why can't they show up at parties in a t-shirt and ripped jeans to make balloon animals? Do we really need that hideous, frightening makeup? Or is it that all clowns just have a face that is so disfigured and/or morose that they have no choice but to disguise themselves? Whatever it is, it needs to be stopped.

And what's with clown antics during circuses? I don't care how many of them can be shoved in a tiny Volkswagen. I'd like to just cram 'em all in that VW and have the car wired to automatically drive itself over a very, very steep cliff.

Buh-bye, clowns, buh-bye.


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